Write-In “Paper Ballot”
Despite the ever-flowing river of condemnation for DRE voting machines(see the California report just six weeks ago), Pocahontas county uses them at every opportunity, forsaking their paper ballot equipment. Today in an uncontested school board race, we had to vote on the touchscreen.
Since the outcome was virtually certain anyway, I used the occassion to write in a candidate instead of voting for the unchallenged incumbent. I wrote in “Paper Ballot.”
Doing so caused me to realize something. The election workers could tell I was writing in a candidate! Every time I touched a letter on the screen as I typed out P-a-p-e-r B-a-l-l-o-t the Diebold made a beeping noise. The election judge was only six feet away. No other voters were in the room, so it was quiet as could be. She had been listening to voters all day. She knows it doesn’t take that many beeps to vote on two races.
Meanwhile the old red, white and blue voting booths for paper ballot use stood unoccupied like ghosts from the past on the north wall of the room. They are always there, always ready. They don’t beep, either. One can actually vote secretly in one of them.
December 15th, 2007 at 12:08 am
hah, that’s great. You should have hacked it so that your candidate won
Imagine the 9:00 news:
“In a complete surprise for School Board officials, a write-in candidate won 98% of the vote. Paper Ballot recorded 18,000 votes, compared to 200 votes for Sally Brown, 180 votes for Jim Richards… Mr. Ballot was unavailable for comment at this time.”